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The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroo… Continue

Revenge!
Curtain Rods

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.


On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on so… Continue

An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out with each other for a
long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get
married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long
conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed
finances, living arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather trustingly.

'Well,'… Continue

An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.

Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter,
'It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings.'

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with
the conversation.

Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.


'Oh my God,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?'

'Not to worry… Continue

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One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So he asked his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action.
'Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?'


'Well Superman, everyone knows that Wond… Continue